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Are you having trouble making ends meet? Do you find that when spell-buying time comes around you have barely enough gold to purchase your basic spells? Is there a certain weapon that you have your eye on, but have no idea how you can raise the money to purchase it? Have you been reduced to riding the boat when you couldn't afford a teleport?

We've all had times where we didn't have enough platinum. Fire Beetle eyes just don't bring what they used to on the open market, and most trade skills these days don't even break even. What's a person to do?

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After you become a Bixie-B-Gone distributor, you actually make money for recruiting other distributors! For every person you sign up, you are paid a CASH bonus, plus an ongoing percentage of that person's sales. As your network of distributors grows, so do your profits! Plus, you are selling a product that EVERYONE needs! I'm sure you've heard the rumors of very large, terrible bixies that inhabit the planes. As more and more people visit the planes, the demand for Bixie-B-Gone will skyrocket, and so will the profits!

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