Fast and effective!
Eliminates Bixies, wasps, pixies, and other flying
Will not harm faeries, fae drakes, or other beneficial wildlife
you ever had a peaceful afternoon picnic ruined by the incessant buzzing
sound and painful stings of bixies? During the summer months
their numbers multiply, making it virtually impossible to enjoy the
sunset or the evening breeze without being accosted by these troublesome
and annoying vermin. Until now, there has been no effective means
of dispatching bixie drones and workers, let alone the occasional
bixie queen. But now there's Bixie-B-Gone!
One spray of Bixie-B-Gone kills
bixies DEAD in a matter of seconds. Just point and spray, and
the bixies go away!
There has never been a more effective
means of delivering poison and there are NO confusing
poison vials to deal with! Just point and shoot! No more bixies!
Just listen to what the experts are saying:
Two out of three halflings agree that Bixie-B-Gone is the best thing
since black bread!
||"I recommend Bixie-B-Gone to all travelers
as an effective deterrent to bixie assaults. Don't leave Rivervale
--Deputy Drebo, Wall Squad Bixie Expert
"These days a lady can't go outside without being molested
and stung by those buzzing little perverts. Bixie-B-Gone
is great, and I love the fresh pine scent!"
--Lil Honeybugger, Misty Thicket Resident
||"OW! My hand hurts! OW! OOOWWW!"
--Joogl Honeybugger, Bixie Victim
a case of Bixie-B-Gone today for a better tomorrow.
Look for Bixie-B-Gone at
finer retail establishments throughout
the Rivervale and Misty Thicket areas.
Distributorships are also available.
Order today, and we'll include a Flysmacker,
the newest innovation in anti-bixie weaponry,
as our gift to you!
Use Bixie-B-Gone only in
accordance with the enclosed instructions.
Do not use on Griffons, Drakes, or Harpies. Do not mix with alcohol.
Avoid inhaling fumes, and use only in well-ventilated areas.
Keep away from pets.